And now the ENTIRE THING.

Edited to add: Huh. I just now noticed that I first posted this thing on April Fool's Day 2004.

Yes, folks, after yesterday's Quenta Silmarillion in 350 Words or Less, I went on to do the rest of the damn book. Presenting:

THE ENTIRE SILMARILLION OF J. R. R. TOLKIEN IN ONE THOUSAND WORDS.

( Ainulindale.Collapse )

( Valaquenta.Collapse )

( Quenta Silmarillion.Collapse )

( Akallabeth.Collapse )

( Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.Collapse )

... I'd say I'm going to Hell, but there's no Hell in Arda. I'm gonna be eaten by a Balrog, I figure.