And now the ENTIRE THING.
Yes, folks, after yesterday's Quenta Silmarillion in 350 Words or Less, I went on to do the rest of the damn book. Presenting:
THE ENTIRE SILMARILLION OF J. R. R. TOLKIEN IN ONE THOUSAND WORDS.
( Ainulindale.Collapse )
( Valaquenta.Collapse )
( Quenta Silmarillion.Collapse )
( Akallabeth.Collapse )
( Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.Collapse )
... I'd say I'm going to Hell, but there's no Hell in Arda. I'm gonna be eaten by a Balrog, I figure.